Friday, 22 May 2020

Lockdown Vignettes: lockdown sewing, smuggling chickens, and failed penpals


So as anyone whose read my blog has probably worked out, I like to go on adventures a lot over the year, and I really love meeting new people. This means that the lockdown has been hell for me. but I would like to write about a few little vignettes that occurred to me over the past couple of months.

Firstly I became really into sewing over the months due to the fact I still had leftover fabric from a different projects, my mother’s old sewing machine, and plenty of time. This lead to me contently hand stitching different bits of the fabric and pinning them into an assortment of items. Naturally this inevitably became an arms race of crafting trades between me and a redheaded friend of mine from a music festival. I made her pyramid shaped juggling balls and a plain white drawstring bag, and she in turn drew me, and made me a tie dye Tee shirt that is officially one of m

y favourite items of clothing.
I also ended up stitching an assortment of scrappy homemade clothes including a pair or terrible home sewn overalls that fell apart of second use, a pair of simple pyjama trousers, a medieval style blouse, and most important of all … THE DRESSING GOWN. To be honest it was more like two dressing gowns. The first was a trial run that was mismeasured, and the second was an old bedsheet in a regal blue colour that was given a fancy clockwork trim from tearing apart the first dressing gown for scraps. It definitely looks homemade, but it also makes me feel powerful when I wear it, and its super soft. Literally made out of bedsheets.

I also received a reply from a “penpal with a prisoner” system I applied for months ago. However, just as I wrote the letter I was planning to send to the prisoner, I decided to google him just to make sure it was a good idea. Surely they’d just be in for theft, or tax evasion, or something harmless. I typed in the name of the prison followed by the recipient of the letters. The first headline filled me with sheer dread. “Man labelled monster by the mother of the victims for horrific sex crime”. I have never penned an email so quickly, asking to be withdrawn from the project.

Finally My father has always loved chickens, and after years of not having them he’s finally gotten everything to a standard where he could have chickens. Today he asked if I wanted to accompany him, so I decided to tag along. After a queasy half hour of welsh hills and twisted valleys until we arrive to the chicken farm. Baring in mind that when we’d arrived I’d heard a young man’s voice on the phone, and two months of lockdown had made me wishful. I imagined an early to mid 20s man in check shirts and overalls, immaculate hair and a rugged, muscular farmer charm. needless to say when his middle aged mother in her oversized jumper presented the hens, and his greying father lugged the food pellets my heart sank a little bit.

But it was heading back that filled us with dread. The car gas indicator was blinking furiously and my father began to simmer in a low heat of panic. “I should have filled up beforehand. And if we get stopped we can’t claim to be doing essential travel because we have chickens in the back” he moaned. We looked at each other and there was a trickle of nervous laughs. We watched the satnav as the car stuttered forward, praying silently that the car didn’t stop dramatically before we were there. After two (2) closed false petrol stations, we arrived just in time and breathed a breathy sigh of relief. We made it, only just, dizzy, carsick, and with a tension you could cut with a spoon. The hens were alive, and all was well.

Tuesday, 19 May 2020

30 things I'm glad I discovered, and 10 things I'm curious about - (20 M)

Things I'm glad I discovered


1. Dark blue nail polish
2. Pink/red hair dye streaks in my fringe
3. Golden eyeshadow (when rosie does it)
4. Lucifer the show
5. The wicked and divine (comic series)
6. My leather jacket
7. My denim jacket
8. Charity shop clothes in my size
9. Lush fun - yes the playdoh stuff
10. Dragula
11. Hostel travel
12. Music festivals
13. Black and white hair pomade
14. Ear cuffs
15. Pound coin ring pendants and asos jewellery
16. Calvin Klein aftershave
17. DIY dressing gowns
18. Primary coloured clothing
19. Atomic blonde
20. Buffy
21. Dorian Electra
22. Indie wrestling / Effy Gibbes
23. Caramel hot chocolate
24. Beard painting with facepaint
25. My dad wrote a porno
26. Bioshock
27. Contrapoints
28. My white bowie heels
29. Not wearing the Bowie heels to anywhere with dancing
30. The rock soc



things i'm Curious about:
1. Lush glowsticks as eyeshadow
2. Leggings
3. Dark blue lipstick
4. New Aftershaves
5. Sewing
6. Colourful tattoos
7. Very Mild genderqueerness (demi boy?)
8. New crafting fields
9. Learning to actually do eyeshadow without looking like a clown
10. Moving to a new city